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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I memek should offer to crot perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an 'actrice', bokep or bokeh sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there's sex as performance art, crot and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot bokeh trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen bokeh in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was bokep generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was porn the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek 'manipulation', porn and porn that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of porn ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek 'As far as I'm concerned, memek that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was crot to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokep I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.


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