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Dude, if you ever make me piss in a portajohn like that again, I'm going to try to grow a dick." --Lyssa, on the Maryland Renfaire "Dude. I'm done having sex with Gini, I get in the car, I go to talk to a client about some programming, and porno videos just as we shake hands suddenly my shoes are overflowing. Both are equally valuable in their given venue; equally useless outside of said." --Hasufin "While Mika and I were at World Market before coming to Olive Garden, I had grabbed a bottle to send my father some coffee liqeur.